Thursday, October 13, 2005

Turing Test #1

Research subject: What do girls do at sleepovers?

Computer: They do their own thing.

Research subject: Do you wear skirts?

Computer: Only when I dress up.

Research subject: You are a female..


Blogger J95 said...

RS: Hi there, nice to see you again.

Computer: ...

RS: Hello?

Computer: ...

RS: All right, what's wrong?

Computer: Nothing.

RS: Could it be something I did?

Computer: No.

RS: Could it -perhaps- be something I didn't do?

Computer: NO!

RS: Is it something I said, in casual reference to something that could, if interpreted in proper context cause our readers to think that I don't respect your feelings as much as I ought to?

Computer: Maybe...

RS: You are a female.

Woman: And you are a know-it-all senseless prick.

13/10/05 14:16  
Blogger schottkey said...

ή αλλιώς:

Computer: You should’ve installed that program in me four hours ago..

Research subject: Sorry, I was out..

Computer: Is that spot on the disk a trace of lipstick?

Research subject: What?

Computer: Nevermind..

Research subject: Is there something wrong?

Computer: ...

Research subject: OK..

Computer: So, you admit that..I knew it..I’m off...

Research subject: Hey, what is the..

Computer: Do you want to exit Windows? (Yes) (No)

Research subject: What the fuc*

Computer: Windows Error 5613: Mouse not found. Press mouse button to continue.

13/10/05 16:21  

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