Turing Test #1
Research subject: What do girls do at sleepovers?
Computer: They do their own thing.
Research subject: Do you wear skirts?
Computer: Only when I dress up.
Research subject: You are a female..
Computer: They do their own thing.
Research subject: Do you wear skirts?
Computer: Only when I dress up.
Research subject: You are a female..
posted by schottkey at 10:03
2 Comments:
RS: Hi there, nice to see you again.
Computer: ...
RS: Hello?
Computer: ...
RS: All right, what's wrong?
Computer: Nothing.
RS: Could it be something I did?
Computer: No.
RS: Could it -perhaps- be something I didn't do?
Computer: NO!
RS: Is it something I said, in casual reference to something that could, if interpreted in proper context cause our readers to think that I don't respect your feelings as much as I ought to?
Computer: Maybe...
RS: You are a female.
Woman: And you are a know-it-all senseless prick.
ή αλλιώς:
Computer: You should’ve installed that program in me four hours ago..
Research subject: Sorry, I was out..
Computer: Is that spot on the disk a trace of lipstick?
Research subject: What?
Computer: Nevermind..
Research subject: Is there something wrong?
Computer: ...
Research subject: OK..
Computer: So, you admit that..I knew it..I’m off...
Research subject: Hey, what is the..
Computer: Do you want to exit Windows? (Yes) (No)
Research subject: What the fuc*
Computer: Windows Error 5613: Mouse not found. Press mouse button to continue.
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