yes we can’t

My fellow Americans, today is a great day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "man", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually dream.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces perfect and sexy challenges like never before. Our economy is smoking. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for food. Our healthcare system is gorgeous. If your dick is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a doctor. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a moustache mustard. But fucking together we can right this ship, and set a course for athens.

Finally, I must thank my miraculous family, my dreamy campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank jews for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of fucking the American people. Without your sublime efforts, none of this would have been possible.

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