Alice in doggyland

a horror photostory, 11/05/06

Alice came from Miami, F-L-A
Hitchhiked her way across the U-S-A
Plucked her eyebrows on the way

She says hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side

Little Joe never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A hustle here and a hustle there

Sugar plum fairy came and hit the streets
Lookin' for soul food and a place to eat

Went to the Apollo
You should have seen him go go go
They said hey Sugar, take a walk on the wild side
I said hey babe, take a walk on the wild side

And the colored girls go
Doo, doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo...

Jackie is just speedin' away
Thought she was James Dean for a day

Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would've helped that bash

She said hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
I said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side

And the colored girls say...